911 Challenge

Being a growing young lad, I have been known to attempt dumb adventures in my life. One of these instances was during high school and my freshman year of college when I would routinely order Global Thermo Nuclear chicken wings at University Chicken (aka Cluck U, aka Smoke Eaters).

Today, I saw someone attempt the 911 Challenge while enjoying some mildly spicy wings with my friend Daniel. He wore goggles to keep the spiciness out of his eyes, brought a cameraman to film the experience, and mockingly took pictures of the chicken wings prior to eating them. This is probably what his picture of chicken wings looks like:
















If this does not look appetizing to you, it is because it is not. It is the most evil batch of chicken wings to man. The smell alone made everyone focused on this man attempting this challenge.

The Challenge is: Finish a 12 piece meal of the spiciest level (now known as the Inferno) within 15 minutes and keep it down for 5 minutes afterward.

The host from Man v. Food was able to do it, but he must have edited the film because I have never seen anyone come close. Today's challenger was the same, as he ate four pieces, then seemed to self-destruct. He went on to puke three times in the bathroom and one time came out of the bathroom with his pants unbuttoned to get a 2-gallon jug of milk and returned to the bathroom with it.

Thus, the moral of this story is try this challenge if you dare. But, be careful, I think that if you try this more than once, you will be in for an unpleasant surprise when the chicken exits your body...